Monday, September 24, 2012

Alpinestar MAN!

The deal I made with my husband has made for some very interesting emails, pictures and conversations. BUT FIRST... knowing that my husband is the reason I ride, gives you a better understanding of his need to convert everyone to sportbike enthusiasts.

So far he is VERY success. In fact, just this year TWO of his best friends have purchased motorcycles. 
This is Ian on his new Husky... it's VERY pretty.
And Dave, but he NEVER poses with his bike, which is also pretty.

This just strengthens his SUPER human ability to convert even the least assuming into an avid rider.

We call him ALPINESTAR MAN!


Now here is the deal I made with Richard, he can buy another bike, but it has to be for our kids... its the only way I can justify a FOURTH motorcycle in our garage PLUS the smaller the bike the less the cost. The hiccough... we have NO kids and I am NOT pregnant. Yet still I receive these emails...

Yes, we are THAT cute! I am a lucky girl to
get emails like this all the time! Love you, babes!
Or text messages to the same affect...

Its a 50cc Huskavarna Motard and its adorable.
I tried to negotiate a kitten.
We didn't get a kitten, either.
 Now don't get me wrong, I LOVE that he is planning for a family and I am more than happy to be surrounded by riders at home, but if we got pregnant today it would still be FOUR years before a little person could ride a bike... even the smallest bike available. He is going to drive himself nuts (and convert everyone in his path) and we're going to have one in every colour...

...who knows, but what I do know... ALPINESTAR MAN never sleeps. He is always ready to pounce on unsuspecting pedestrians...


Love you babes!


Monday, September 17, 2012

We brought another one to the dark side!

I was lucky enough to spend an entire weekend with my favorite little person, although she is not that little anymore (which is something I am still adjusting too). Solstice (my brothers 10-year-old daughter) came to Burlington for a little R&S... Riding & Snacking.

At first we couldn't convince her to get on the bike, she was sure it was something she wasn't interested in and didn't even want to give it a try. Eventually she caved. I promise I didn't force her... look at that smile, she is clearly excited. It might be excitement over the promised Yogurty's trip, but we'll never know for sure.

Solstice: 'It was the Yogurty's Trip'

Our little trooper strapped on a helmet, climbed into a jacket and crawled on to Uncle Richard's bike and held on for dear life. It didn't help that he was wearing his race leathers with speed hump, which left her neck at an impossible angle. We rode for 8 minutes (Yes, Yogurty's is that close to my house). When we stopped Solstice was grinning from ear to ear and it had NOTHING to do with Yogurty's.

We had converted another one. We were barely home before she was asking to go out again... unfortunately it was 11:30pm and time for bed; (Who doesn't love a little sugar high before bed) but the next morning we convinced Richard to go for another ride, this time without the hump.


It was a success! Our mission to get her hooked had succeed and she left Aunt Mel's thinking about 16 and when she could get her own motorcycle.

Win.

PS - If you're really good, there is a video... it might be the best video ever shot, I'm not sure, but if we reach 3 comments I will post it!

Sportbike Wedding...

Are you at ALL surprised we had a Sportbike themed wedding? If so, you're reading the WRONG blog.

As soon as the sparkly rock hit my finger we were planning a sport bike wedding. I knew I wanted something non-traditional (because that's me and because it would drive the traditionalists in my life CRAZY. Win WIN!) I wanted laid back and casual, my groom wanted something that made me move forward with a big wedding (his dream, not mine). We agreed on Tulips and Motorcycles, which makes surprising sense once you know us.

It started with a motorcycle engagement shoot. My DH spent more time prepping the bikes for the big day then we did himself... in fact, we were hung over and sleepy that day.

But the pictures looked amazing... it helped that our photographer was (is) amazing!

Thanks to Trigger Happy Photography


Although I should back track to our engagement story... Richard hid my ring UNDER the rearSEAT of my bike and when I went to swap the cowl there was my custom made ring. Weeeee!
If you're paying attention you may have noticed my
bike is NOT white... these were trial plastics as we
contemplated painting and sharpie-ing my motorcycle
last winter-ish. And points to you for paying
attention!
Ok and back to wedding... sorry I sometimes get lost in the BACK story, but you're all up to speed now.

So we're planning this wedding and trying to find every way to incorporate the motorcycles, without actually riding a bike up the aisle (which was discussed).

We planned a Motorcycle Tire Cake, with Alpinestar cake toppers...
We didn't LOVE the cake (we hated it), but the toppers were
amazing and our monogram just happen to read 'RPM', how
appropriate!

Boutonnieres with Ducati Hot Wheels in them...
Can you tell this is at the boys' house?

A signing board caricature of us dressed up in 'bridal' leathers...







I had customade necklaces made for my girls; which had their intials and a motorcycle charm...
And of course the surprise in my dress for Richard...
An Alpinestar Logo tucked underneath... he loves it!
Which matched Richard's belt...
Doesn't he look like a fashion model? What a stud!
The rest of the wedding highlighted 'us', but with less motorcycle including JAGER BOMBS as our signature drink, picture programs, sparklers and DC running shoes.

 




What a day!! Who knew a motorcycle themed wedding could be so awesome?!?!



I did!

It's not BIKE related, but its FUNNY related...

Settlers of Catan is the best thing ever.

This should be the end of the post, because what more do I need to say? If you know, you know and if you don't... fuck you.

I was on the Fuck You side until this weekend, when we escaped the city for a drunken debacle in the woods ie. the cottage for Dave's birthday. The game was set up and I was invited to play, previously I had declined invitations, because it took TOO long and people took it TOO seriously, but it is SERIOUS... and its NEVER long enough.

I paired up with Richard while I learned the ropes. I also learned he likes to play it safe, while I enjoy BIG risks, even when I started to understand the game I wanted to risk it all on ports, because who doesn't want to control a SHEEP PORT. Answer: No one.


That bring me to the best point... DRUNK Settlers is even better than the best thing, especially when the very drunk Birthday Boy has a handful of sheep all named Dolly that he can't seem to trade.

I still lost that game, but I gained a friend in Dolly.

I challenge you!

Who Are You?

There are three types of ‘riders’.

Sport bike riders: “Look how cool I am with my flashy, spotless crotch rocket”
Harley riders: “Look how tough I am with my Harley and skull cap.”
Dual sport riders: “I don’t care what you think. I’m out of here.”

I learned this on the weekend when I took my spotless, custom sport bike to a dual sport charity ride. Now I am not he douche-i-est sport bike rider, but I do like my bike clean and only ride on sunny days. I enjoy dropping the ‘I ride a motorcycle’ bomb into conversations and I like the envious glances I get from men too afraid to ride.

But this weekend I was humbled. *Dual sport riders… i.e. dirt riders are the coolest riders in the category. Their bikes are massive, loaded to the tits with gear and cover to the mirrors with mud. They themselves are in what ever gear keeps them dry and warm, not the latest trend. They are low key, casual, up for anything and couldn’t care less what you think of them. They ride to enjoy the ride, most of them have travelled all over North America on two wheels and would happily open their home to a fellow Adventure rider.
They’re good people.

Will I ride with them again? No.

Taking a bright and sparkly sport bike on a gravel terrain is the worst thing ever. Even with my rain gear on I was soaked to the bone and shivering… in August.

I am envious of their enthusiasm and excitement… and luckily for me any bike – sport, Harley or otherwise – gets you into the community.

Ride on!

* Dual Sport means your bikes is cappable of on road and off road for LONG distances

We put our bikes in the car show!

That’s how dedicated and insane we are.

Sunday was the Crusin’ for a Cure Car Show benefitting Prostate Cancer.

Back story…. my Dad has advances stage Prostate Cancer. He has had (that we’ve known about) this for a year this October. I’m not a doctor there isn’t much I can do to help me, aside from listening when he calls and making donations to Prostate Cancer research, clinging to the hope that they’ll find someway to save my Dad’s life, before its too late. I cross my fingers and hand over my cash.

This weekend I got to donate, show off my motorcycle and meet survivors. win. Win. WIN.
My friend was involved and turned me on to this event, with the idea would could enter the motorcycles in the show, this sparked the interest of my Husband who began work on ‘the white bike’ to get it show ready.

** I have learned my DH will support me in anything I attempt, but to get him excited I have to work in the motorcycles.**

At 8:30a we were up and waxing the bikes, by 9a we were on the road with our good friend Dave. We hit the show around 10a, found a spot and parked the sport bikes. Then we watched the lot FILL up with vintage old cars… hundreds of them. There were no other bikes… We still registered the bikes and proudly displayed our number (268) in case someone wanted to vote for us, but we were out numbered.

We had lunch, placed our votes and relaxed in the sun… it turned out to be a great day.
And we didn’t have to worry about leaving our bikes alone… we had a vicious guard dog.

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On a funny note… to register you had to go into the audiorium and wait in line for your number. I walked in and found the line. For 20 minutes I stood in this LONG line, wondering what was taking so long. The entire time I garnered funny looks for the other members of the line, all aging men. I thought it was my helmet hair. It wasn’t until someone finally spoke up that I was in line to have my Prostate checked. I tried to play it cool, but I flushed red and ran away as they ALL watched and laughed.

My First Big trip on Two Wheels

Here is Richard’s take on the trip… http://www.svrider.com/forum/showthread.php?t=125728

Below is MY take on the trip…

Richard convinced me to use my vacation days to travel out east… on a motorcycle… with his Dad… in June. If you’re not familiar the east coast in June; let’s just say it’s still cold. We loaded up the bikes. I had a tail pack, backpack and tank bag. I fit enough clothes for NINE days in three little bags. We lined the luggage with garbage bags to prevent water leakage… thank god we did that.


We headed out at 5am, we wanted to beat the morning rush. It was a little foggy and both Richard and his Dad seemed apprehensive. I thought if they’re nervous I am screwed. I had never ridden for more than a few hours. I had never even gone a highway, but there I was strapped in and ready to roll. Our planned root was … Ontario-New York-Vermont-New Hampshire-Maine-New Brunswick-Nova Scotia-Cabot Trail and home:  Nova Scotia-New Brunswick-Quebec-Ontario-Bed… (because that’s what I needed by the end).


At 7:30 we had successfully crossed the border into New York. The weather was looking up, but the dark clouds still followed us. We were headed to Albany to pick up our fourth member, Zach. A good friend of Richards and fellow SV rider (They had met on SVrider.com a forum for SV owners).

The first day was the worst… my bums and bits we’re numb and I was grateful for the cushion Richard had insisted on buying. We landed in Albany at an “America’s Best Inn”, we decided to call it quits as soon as we heard about the tornado warnings. I had survived my first day, my first highway and toll booth. Let’s say my first night, sharing a hotel room with 3 guys, was a different story. We explored the bits and pieces of civilization around us and found nothing. We dined on chips and pop and called it an early night hoping to get to Vermont before tomorrow night.


We woke up to RAIN… lots of rain. Now on a bike trip you don’t get a choice. You suit up and head out. What an experience, your visor fogs and fills with rain, your fingers go numb from wet and cold and the bike does what it wants, you’re just along for the ride. We had rain gear, but that isn’t 100%. And Zach, captain unprepared, had a $10 rain suit from Wal-mart. His suit didn’t even make it out of New York.


We stopped for breakfast and had a great debate of Canadian bacon and what it really is. We did our best to warm up and air out. Zach even scored a ride with a complete stranger to a hardware store down the road to buy new gear. The duct tape just wouldn’t hold.
The roads seemed beautiful, but it was rainy and cold. After 450km we decided to call it a day and settled in at the Coos Motor Inn, ironically the exact hotel Pete had stayed with his brother.


This is a good time to explain the ‘planning of this trip’… we were going to the Cabot trail. That was it. No mapped routes, no timelines, no hotel reservations, just a map and an open road. This made it even more interesting. It is also the reason I dropped my bike for the first time. On day two we had gotten lost and needed to ‘whip a shitty’ or ‘make a U-turn’. I am not good at Shittys (that sounds terrible)… I like WIDE turns. This time was even worse, because the guys are flawlessly negotiated around the median. I didn’t . I lost control. Fell and dropped my bike. Now I don’t also pull the ‘girl’ card, but this time I did. I kicked the bike, that was now laying in the middle of the road, and stormed off. The foot peg had cut into my leg and ripped my rain suit. I was cold, wet and whiny. As soon as Richard and Zach noticed they flew into my rescue, but the concern was on the bike, obviously. They managed to get my bike up right and then check on me. I was bruised and a little bloody, but nothing I couldn’t handle. I had a second to sort myself out and then it was back on the bike.
That night we explored ‘town’ and even found a little pizza shop. We dried out our gear with the little wall hair dryer and tucked ourselves in. This trip had very little night life. I couldn’t imagine riding hung over.


We woke up to sunshine. Woot! And rode all the way through to Fredericton New Brunswick. The End. Kidding. We found some great roads along the way and had a pit stop at a bike shop in Maine. The owner was there and offered us a coffee, motorcycle riders are some of the nicest people I have ever met. Pete bought a new battery, Richard helped Zach with the zip ties holding his bike together and we pushed on.


I learned a great lesson about letting the bike do what it wants, with a loose grip.
We hit a bit of construction and a dirt road (another first for me), but I survived.


We found the border crossing after contemplating its existence, we rode through nothing for 50km, before a little hut appeared. One guard walked out and in the most stereotypical Canadian accent asked about our trip before waving us all through and into another deep forest. To this day we struggle to get Zach to believe we actually have cities in Canada and we don’t all live in log cabins.


In Fredericton we found a Best Western and checked in. They we’re big on ‘cots’ so Zach had to snuggle in with Pete.

Sidenote: some hotels had cots, but a lot looked at us sideways when we asked for it. At one point we even BOUGHT an air mattress, because I couldn’t get the staff to understand ‘cot’ or ‘pull out bed’.

The next morning we planned to hit the Cabot trail. We almost made it, but decided to stop at the very base. We crossed the long bridge on to the island and found a hotel. We wanted to relax and give our asses a rest. That night we celebrated. We had made it to the trail. We went out in search of food and booze. Shockingly we found very little of both. This was the best hotel yet, it had a steak house built in and a pull our couch. No Cot for Zach tonight, still funny to see him trying to pick up the waitress ‘Room 210 on the pull out’.


The next morning we were all SO excited to get going, until we noticed Zach’s tire. The big guy had sprung a leak. Now we’re 2000km from anyone we know and he has a flat. We’re also in Nova Scotia on an island; the chances of finding a bike tire replacement were slim. Determined to make it ON to the trail that day we rode around looking for a mechanic. We filled his tire with green slime, crossed our fingers and headed out.


Finding the trail, the thing the island is best known for, is harder than it sounds. We had to turn around twice and when we finally found it, it started to rain. We pulled over and strapped on all our rain gear, but we were on the Cabot trail. It wasn’t great. It was inland and the roads were a mess. It was a disappointment for the first 100km. Then we rode the ferry and things started to look up. It’s a barge that you roll your bike on to and it floats across this river to get you closer to the good stuff. It was only a little terrifying when the 18-wheelers pulled on.

We took a small break at the General Store for some pictures in the sunlight, because we knew we wouldn’t keep this weather for long… boy were we right.


That afternoon would bring the coldest, wettest weather yet. When we got to the peak of the Cabot Trail we hit snow. Yes. Snow. We had to stop and figure out a game plan, because our visors were fogging over. The best we could do was breath heavy and leave them open a crack. Whewf. The roads and the view seemed nice, but it was hard to enjoy.

We finished the night at the top of the trail in Pleasant Bay. What a gorgeous place. It was unbearably cold, but the sunset was stunning. We booked a whale watching tour for the next day and went to bed.


Finally the sun came out and it didn’t seem SO cold. We waddled down to the waterfront (in motorcycle gear for warmth). There we met with Wesley of Wesley’s whale watching and suited up.

We hit the water and watched for whales. We saw a few before heading back.

After lunch we got back on the road and what a perfect day for riding. The weather warmed mid day and the sun stayed high. The roads were curved and amazing, the views were incredible and everyone was in good spirits. We rode the entire west side of the island and found ourselves back at the foot of the trail. We happily sunk into our pillows that night. That day was worth all of the headaches.


The next morning we packed up to leave the Cabot Trail, none of us wanted to, but our vacation was winding down and it was time. We made it all the way to New Brunswick. It was out last night with Zach and we spent it reminiscing about the trip.

We don’t have a lot of pictures of this, because no one wants to remember the end of the vacation, but there is a great shot showing how we tied up the bikes at night. We pulled them in as close as possible to one and another and then used rope locks to string them together.

We also had disc locks and steering locks. If someone wanted these bikes they would have to take all of them and I am sure we would notice before they had a chance.


I learned that I can’t ride in running shoes and that not everyone has common sense. It was a fun night.

In the morning Zach took off for home, straight south, and we went west. We crossed into Quebec and survived Montreal. It was our longest day, but we refused to stop in Quebec. I hadn’t practiced my French. We did the mandatory stop every two hours to refuel, but pushed through and made it to Cornwall around 8pm after 850kms. My ass was SO sore. Richard, Dad and I went out to celebrate after checking into the most expensive hotel yet.
We waddled, clearly suffering from numb bum, over to Casey’s where we ate and drank into the night. The trip was over and tomorrow we would ride all the way home with a pit stop in FrankFord to visit my family. Quebec also gave me my very first Moose. I have spent years trying to see a moose, but without luck. At first there were only dead ones along the high way, but finally near the border there was a moose just standing there. I even found myself waving as we passed.

The other odd thing about Quebec was the time change. You cross the border and lose an hour. I don’t know how I didn’t notice that on the way there, but on the way back I felt ripped off.

Our last day and we’re in it for the long haul. We get on the bikes bright and early, stopping for lunch at my Brothers and finally showing my nephew the motorcycle.


Then we pushed to get home, through Toronto and rush hour. It was close to 7pm when we finally rolled in the driveway.

Richard was happy. Pete was tired and I was happy to be alive.